War: „Ich brauche Pressefotos.“ Ist: Artikel über Handwerkerhunde.

Neulich erzählte ich über meine Fotosession, in der unter tierschutzrechtlichen Voraussetzungen meine Pressefotos entstanden sind.

So etwas mache ich natürlich nur zu besonderen Anlässen. Hier verlinke ich den Artikel, der im Norddeutschen Handwerk in der Oktober-Ausgabe erschienen ist.

Mal unter uns: Wir Betriebshunde haben mit unseren vielschichtigen Aufgaben wie

• Feel-Good-Management
• Umgebungskontrolle
• Chef-Coaching
• Vorratsmanagement
  und
• Büroassistenz

einen verdammt anspruchsvollen Job. Aber wer, wenn nicht wir, sollte ihn sonst erledigen?

An dieser Stelle möchte ich mich bei der Redaktion ausdrücklich dafür bedanken, dass unsere wichtige Arbeit entsprechend thematisiert wurde.

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